How the West Provokes Russia
We have been, but not in the way many people think. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/16/2024, 8:42 pm — Replies 0 — Views 345
View ArticleClik here to view.
Australian Climate Crisis
Media statement from the Australian Bureau of Meteorology (ABOM)Excessive Heat Warning!This summer, we're going to see the hottest temperatures we've seen since last summer. The above temperature map...
View ArticleStop Me When You’ve Heard This Before
This comrade reminds the jackalope of Chinese Night Market copyright infringed product salesman. “Because our government is severely co-opted and corrupt is the reason for the Executive Order to...
View ArticleReEducated Facts of Oppression
The jackalope will take a corner slice of Texazistan beet sheet cake. Make it one of corners with a big Red Square of frosting, please.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/19/2024, 9:33 am —...
View ArticleEspionage Memorandum
Breathe shallow, comrades, as a carefully worded memorandum of Homeland Security vapidity protects our communication systems from Chinese espionage. Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/19/2024,...
View ArticleWorm Needs More Turning
Comrades, do not ingest this worm until he’s had a few more turns on the TPC rotisserie spit.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/20/2024, 11:30 am — Replies 0 — Views 245
View ArticleHappy Solstice, Comrades!
The December Solstice is happening as I write.Spring is coming!Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/21/2024, 5:21 am — Replies 0 — Views 16
View ArticleHoliday Waterboarding Fun.
Comrades, I have many thoughts on the holiday season that many people would find offensive. Suck it up! Or metaphorically drown.However, I would like everybody to enjoy the holiday season without...
View ArticleTrump Is Best of Times Trump is Worst of Times.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/22/2024, 7:23 am — Replies 0 — Views 17
View ArticleSpecial Report on CNN Highlights Growing Concern that the US Government Could...
Atlanta, GA—A CNN report, whose contents were leaked to us before airtime, outlines what reporters and university professors refer to as “Trump's catastrophe”—a rumored move to make tariffs...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Merry Christmas, Comrades
Merry Christmas from each according to his ability to each according to his needs.Before Comrade Claus hops into his Sukhoi 2000 rocket-propelled-reindeer sleigh, there's still time left to add names...
View ArticleSpecial Notices Clear Polluted Thinking
Everything clear?Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/25/2024, 10:59 am — Replies 1 — Views 336
View ArticleClik here to view.
Have Yourself a Prog-free Little Christmas
iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/25/2024, 2:59 pm — Replies 3 — Views 388
View ArticleSergey, Russian Colluder Guy, Is Back!
He just started training to be a social media bot. Let's listen in... iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/29/2024, 12:58 am — Replies 0 — Views 31
View ArticleFembecile? Mynbecile? Or, just normal insanity?
Normal insanity works for jackalope. Included is a heavy metal soundtrack version for harder decibel decision for head banging insanity.School Boards in 3rd World Shitholes must offer H1b Visas for a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Jimmy Got His Wish
"I'm only trying to make it to vote for Kamala Harris," —James Earl CarterStatistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/30/2024, 2:51 pm — Replies 3 — Views 904
View ArticleEquity Arrival
Equity is here and the right people are going to pay for it. Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 12/31/2024, 8:52 am — Replies 3 — Views 725
View ArticleClik here to view.
Happy New Year, Comrades!
Happy New Year, Comrades! It is a wish, not a prediction.Today I resolve to denounce all use of the words "iconic" and "icon" unless referencing computer graphics or Orthodox Christian art.This breaks...
View ArticleWeather Attractions
Comrades of Weather Watchers of the World, Unite. Stay abreast of this situation so you don’t forget your umbrella.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 1/2/2025, 12:38 pm — Replies 0 — Views 563
View ArticleClik here to view.
We Will Fart Hard for the Freedom (to Cheat)
It's doubtful that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D) cleared this message with AOC before he belched it out:Speaking in Democratese, he said "freedom to vote," which of course—in English—means...
View Article